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Movin’ On Up…

… to a de-luxe apartment floaty thing in the sky. With the help of some very patient friends, I have finally moved. is dead. Long live I am forever bewildered by technology. There will be details to iron … Continue reading

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Happy New-ish Year

                      Well, Gelukkig Nieuwjaar to all you people out there. I’m still under the New Year wire, am I not? I rather enjoyed 2010, but I am comfortable letting it … Continue reading

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A Visual Nursery Rhyme

Pease Porridge. Hot, cold, and nine days old. Can often be seen served alongside faggots.

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We Have A Winner!

Finally. Okay, I simply forgot to post the winner because I’ve never done a giveaway before and I am perfectly imperfect. Congratulations to Rebecca of Foodie with Family! She is the soon-to-be proud owner of a dead person’s cake comb. … Continue reading

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Southern Accent: Collard Greens

I’m no Southerner. No one in my family has claimed residency south of the Mason-Dixon line in at least 150 years. I do, however, like to pretend I’m from the Land of Cotton-and-Coca-Cola from time to time, just to entertain … Continue reading

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Guacamole And The Five Year-Old Chinese Woman

The other morning, I was awakened bright and early by a phone call: “Uhhh… Hey! What you are doing Saturday night?” It was my friend Shannon. I’m not very good at making up lies first thing in the morning, so … Continue reading

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My Teenage Life of Crime: Hustler Made Me Do It.

When I was a boy, I learned about sex from my neighbors. They were entirely unaware of this instruction, but I learned from them, just the same. Like most sexual awakenings, it happened by a combination of accident, curiosity, and … Continue reading

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