Finally.
Okay, I simply forgot to post the winner because I’ve never done a giveaway before and I am perfectly imperfect.
Congratulations to Rebecca of Foodie with Family! She is the soon-to-be proud owner of a dead person’s cake comb. Why? Because she intends to brandish it in front of her male offspring in order to look as menacing as possible in a frilly apron.
I just can’t think of a better reason to own one, can you?
Thank you, everyone who entered. I hope the rest of you aren’t too disappointed. I’ll have more giveaways in the future. Ones that will be unlike any others you’ve seen.
And that’s a promise.
Food for the Thoughtless 
What a bummer I didn’t win said dead person’s comb. Looking forward to more time with you and your words. xoxox, B